The First Time is Always Bad

Ah, guten tag! Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar? Your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Let us go eat Handkase on a river of Fleischsalat, ja?

This. Is. Jeopardy!

Fun Fact: If you buzzed in with "What is a penis?" on every single question, it would cost you $3000 in Single Jeopardy! and $6000 in Double Jeopardy! But you would be my hero forever.

Propper Champagne Etiquette

Nobody should deny themselves the immense pleasure of drinking a fine glass of champagne. This French luxury goes hand in hand with caviar, strawberries and the finest chocolate.

A bottle of champagne should be put in an ice bucket 40 minutes prior to serving or better yet, always keep it handy in the fruit drawer of your fridge.

The fruit drawer of your fridge is also handy when you need to cool the herpies on your whiskey dick. Once the Champagne has been opened, it is traditional to offer a toast. The toast speech is generally very short and succinct

Champagne is served really cold and is the perfect drink for summer occasions on the terrace.

EASILY THE BEST PART OF SNAKE EYES

Two hands, one pen, no SNAKE EYES

Closed Caption Corner

A true meeting of the minds

New York Can Do But New Jersey Can Do Do

Aye, you there. you wanna look this good? Well step on up to the most annoying televison trend this those Hills kids. Jersey beauty!

We got cheap tramp from oldin times

Drag queen

Miscellaneous

Come in before the beauty goes the way of the Southern hussy. All terms apply. Business not responcible for any discoloration of skin or sudden desire for juicehead gorillas.
Have a great day!!

Loaded House

I never told you about the first time I did meth? Oh god, it's such a funny story...not ha ha funny, but you know.