A Dahmer Family Outting

Everyone was enjoying the funniest videos America had to offer, except for little Jeffrey



Sour puss

Jersey Shore Roundtable

The kids consider the progress of Greece's economic policy program with the European Union and the IMF in exchange for a EUR110 billion bailout.

Serving... PEOPLE?

It's a company that cleans out your crawlspaces. It's like Extreme Home Makeover for serial killers. "Oh, I can get so many more hitch hikers in here now! Thanks, Clean Crawls. Speaking of," serial killers love little cessations, "I also serve people."

Wrinkles are for Bitches

No one wanted to tell Cathy where her magic brush had been just moments before

Cock Cacus

Hear ye, hear ye! Taint Court is now in session!

How do you plead?

NOT GUILTY!!

Uh, did you guys want me to go?


I'll Go

DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS?

To be viewed with this music.

"Shhhh!" I thought, trying to silence Stacy with my mind. Paul Pfeiffer's locker was just a few feet away, and I didn't want him to know I blew off seeing The Association with him so I could buy a girl a unicorn necklace. God, I wanted to punch him so bad. I wanted to punch so many people that year. Things were going great with the wrestling team, things were going great with Stacy, but why was I so angry all the time? So. Fucking. Angry. I could feel white-hot electric anger surging through my veiny, compact body. Fuckin...

Like I could forget, she talked about the stupid things all the damn time. It's the same way I remembered Butterball Turkeys whenever I saw her round, round, Stacy face. They're not even real, the unicorns, I know that now. They always made me so mad and then I'd hurt people and it'd be like, why'd you make me do that, stupid?! Man, what a crazy time.

Uncle Fester Peeps Some Fringe

We saw you.