Children of the Bush

The young heads of the children growing in the trees, bloomed beautify as the spring sun came to warm them. They looked onto their gentle caretaker with love. But while they imagined their feelings were mutual, they were sadly mistaken.

The woman in the white hat smiled, as the tree children bloomed and assured her bird Henry,
we will never be hungry again.

Soon

YOU LOSE Blondie

Go cry on your pillow at Dartmouth

Diss!

jerseylicious wine

Frankie knows to let strip-mall wine breathe so the bouquet can open like a delicate flower. Also, it gives the Roofies a chance to dissolve. The mark of a true gentleman.

Never Fear, Van Morrison is Here!

This guy is so awesome, I'd wish he had his own show

Where you walk, I will follow

Coronation Street

Total wanka she wuz, but I 'ad me revenge, dearie...

I done nicked 'er bloomin' leg I did!

'Oo did WOT?

Blimey, Phillip, the village errand boy! I dinna know wot ta saaay!

Thatsa profstetick leg, plain as th' nose on the Queen's fayce, it is.



Thaf's bloody diskustin, mate. Really, now.

Supposin we give his willy a good once-round, Dorris? Maybe the boy'll keep 'is gob shut then, eh?

Keep it in ye bloomers, Gran. I done got a punny!

Your alibi doesn't have a... LEG... to stand on!


Meanwhile, Daniel was at hospital...

TOP GIRL ON A SHOW OTHER GIRLS WATCH

Our short model brain better with two heads, us being fierce yeah

Closed Caption Corner

Previously, on Jeopardy

Nobody knew who SJP was. The category was "Faces That Hurt." But then...

A lone hero rode out on a sparkly unicorn and heeded the call.