I have returned your unextraordinary cupcakes so that you might destroy them and forget. I did not want to see extra ordinary cupcakes. I want to see extraordinary cupcakes. I am not your common buffoon, sauntering down the cupcake district, wagging a salivating tongue at whatever pedestrian cupcake strikes my fancy. We are connoisseurs, sir. Because, you see, and I feel I can not impress this enough, it is not only my wish to see extraordinary cupcakes, but to consume them as well. Good day.
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