Meatballs are for Pirates

Rrrr, don't be touchin my meatballs

Ya Scurvy infested trollop

But I want a meatball

Wife Swap: Extreme Child Bride Edition

Sure, me 'n Darla have hit some rough patches since the carnival broke up, but this trailer is fulla love, mister, don't you fergit that.

NO KENDRAS CLUB

Yeah!

yeeeah

It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad World or Skank Crazy Kill

Kendra tried to remember the words of the buddha

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.


Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely



Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.




UH...


YES?

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them

Or to quote the Dali Lama, that bitch is whack

Closed Caption Corner

Previously, on Jersey Shore

The girls were all like

and Sitch was all like

and Ronnie was all like

and we were all like, wha?!

Man V Food

This is Adam from Man v Food, an awesome show. The kid behind him has no idea he just punched his ticket to the food eatin' show.

Man v Food! Man v Food!

Can Adam do it? British Ellen DeGeneris isn't sure.

Man v Food!



Man v Food!



Mind. Blown

MvF!


Victory!

Paging John Waters

We have located your son. He is at the Applebees near the mall

Repeat, we have found your son.

Well done, Miles.

Are you okay?

China's been drinking Renee Zellwegger's juice again- with vitamin E*

*the E is for extra squinty

If you really break down The Hills...

... JustinBobby was Shaggy, Audrina was Daphne, and everybody else was the monster.
Daphne

Scooby? Poor, clueless Scooby...

Monster

Monster

Velma

Monster

El Diablo