Oh, good.

It's just such a pain in the ass when floors are figurative. You ever try to put a rug on an analogy? You literally can't do it.

This House is Full, of LOVE

Joey and Jesse died the day they realized they could never reveal their forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy they shared in each other's arms was greater than any touchdown. Yet they were forced to live the lie of Sexist- Beer Guzzling-Jock-Assholes.

MAD RAD AND BAD- Bad Girls Club Part 1: Lea vs. Kristen

You wanna know why I didn’t like you? Cause I think you’re fake esse .

You think I’m fake?

I think you’re fake too, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!


Well, you can call me fake Lea, but at least I wasn’t the ho of the house.

Oh she better not be…you better not be talking about me you fake ass bitch. You the ho.

You’re the ho.

I…

I…I'ma cut u up esse, I'ma kill u fool!!!

Oh please. Everyone knows that ho’s can’t kill shit.
Oh yeah!??

OooOOoohh

The audience laughed as Lea took out her machete and chopped Kristens blond head off

Teaching Tony

Joanie

I Smell Pot

I’m telling y’all right now, my brother is not that baby’s daddy

Sharaun is a skank ass ho, and I’ll fight anyone that say different.

You better tell us the results Maury, I’m just about to bust some heads up in here if that slutbag think she gonna come up in my family and say that baby is ours.

Tarell, you … ARE the father!!!

OOOoooOOOOOOooohhh (whooping and hollering follows)

Heh Heh, skanks :)

Henry