He's Dreeeaaaammy

Am I the only one that misses Spencer Pratt?





He’s really a nice guy, I just pushed him too far! Uh, it was an accident? I walked into a door?

Mothers, don’t let yer babies grow up to be asshats…

Pretty Girls Make Pains

Um yeah. Okay ladies, this photoshoot is starting to feel a little weird. Why don’t you try some different expressions.

No no no. Like this



on second thought, why don’t you just keep doing what you were doing.

sigh

Romancin wit Ron

Lesson One- Girls like flowers



Snooki Juice will put zowsers back in your trousers

Note-spot the bitch much. And this chick has no idea why people hate her. All yous is FAAAAKKKEEE, RAAAAAR

ESL Description-check

Sad Betty

Sad are only those who understand



How can someone so beautiful be so sad?*

*as quoted by Kelly Kapoor on The Office

The Pickup

Aggh, the Sitch’s head hurt. The sitch don’t remember nuthin from last night

Tequila shots, grindin on the dance floo…





That's okay baby, mistakes is bound to happen when you this hot

Heh heh, still got it

Really, TNT?

You have to show The Two Towers on 9/11? You couldn't show one of the other nine hour long films from this nerd trilogy? It seems a little insensitive. Like showing "Speed" on Rosa Parks Day. If there was one.