Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Black Thursday




Brad DeRouchey looked away in terror as Duck Farts plummeted to four and a half a share, their lowest ever market value. Soon Duck Fart investors throughout the country would be jumping out of trailer windows. Meanwhile, on the coast of New Jersey, The Sitch consoled Duck Fart trader Ronnie the only way he knew how.


The news spread quickly.

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