Thursday, March 31, 2011

Weapon of Crass Destruction

Hey Gaddafi, prepare to get your ass kicked!

Eat lead Kim Jung Il!!

Shows over Omar Al-Bashir!

The US has a weapon unlike any other-

Sammi

Fucking

Sweatheart

Ka-BOOOM!

Snooki and Mr. G

Snooki didn't want to acknowldge the giant teddy bear in the room, but there he was. Mr. Greenbean.

I see you there, but I ain't talking to you

No, no. You can't make it right Mr. Greenbean. You fuckin piss me ouff!

naw naw naw, don't get cute. Go poop in a bush, I'm mad at you!!!

Yeah so. Yeah



Do you like to cuddle?

I think I found my green teddy bear juice head.

We're so in love, Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Back to LA (LA, you better get vacinated)

Miami was fun, but the bitch is back. She's back to LA and she might just crack

she's drinking

she's staring

finding words in a book (with a spoon no less)

spreading joy

and laughter

psychotic understanding

beauty?

she's going to California with an ache in her heart

made up her mind to make a new start

Standing on a hill in a mountain of dreams

Good luck ladies, it's not as hard as it seems

or is it?