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People say that I am lonesome, Say I’m blue as I can be

Well if you’re smokin’ that jive when I pass by Please save the roach for me

Let a horse feed you cheese

Eat chicken!

eat pudding!

and a donut too!

boogie like you jus don care!

take it easy

rest on your friends

and repeat


Well if you’re smokin’ that jive when I pass by Please save the roach for me
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Motherfucker

Billy... Last night was incredible.

Your race-car bed was two feet from the wall when I woke up. I feel like a new woman.

You sure don't get it from your father, LOLZ!

Come down when you're ready for breakfast, stud.

Hot damn! Wait'll the guys in Scouts hear about this!

Dad: So, uh, sounds like you guys had a late night. Even sleeping outside in the van, I uh...

So hey, Billy and me are heading up the coast to a nice little B&B for the weekend. One of you homos feed the cat, K?

You smug piece of shit. I should've pushed your mom down the stairs when I had the chance. You're all gonna get it. You're all gonna get it good from Daddy.

Hey dad, here's the bowl of Sweedish Cocks you wanted.

Eat up, champ. I know it's your favorite.

Goddamnit I want you in me. Right on this fucking table.

Weapon of Crass Destruction

Hey Gaddafi, prepare to get your ass kicked!

Eat lead Kim Jung Il!!

Shows over Omar Al-Bashir!

The US has a weapon unlike any other-

Sammi

Fucking

Sweatheart

Ka-BOOOM!

Snooki and Mr. G

Snooki didn't want to acknowldge the giant teddy bear in the room, but there he was. Mr. Greenbean.

I see you there, but I ain't talking to you

No, no. You can't make it right Mr. Greenbean. You fuckin piss me ouff!

naw naw naw, don't get cute. Go poop in a bush, I'm mad at you!!!

Yeah so. Yeah



Do you like to cuddle?

I think I found my green teddy bear juice head.

We're so in love, Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!

Back to LA (LA, you better get vacinated)

Miami was fun, but the bitch is back. She's back to LA and she might just crack

she's drinking

she's staring

finding words in a book (with a spoon no less)

spreading joy

and laughter

psychotic understanding

beauty?

she's going to California with an ache in her heart

made up her mind to make a new start

Standing on a hill in a mountain of dreams

Good luck ladies, it's not as hard as it seems

or is it?