HALLOWEEN! has come early this year

Analeigh's face was finally declared, impassable, a blow to everyone involved.

I'll Take Horny Monsters for 1,200 Alex

An American Tale

The children laughed as the crow continued to squawk. But all their smushing, fighting, punching, lying, drinking, name calling, tanning, laundrying ways would not help them today.

Sitch, look out! There’s like a, some cliff or something. Check out the ass on that grenade. Whoa!!!!!!

And America lived happily ever after.

The End

For the record, I love J-WoWW and Snooki. All the others were in the car though

A Good Man is Hard to Find

Um, what?


















Creep in the bushes, you’re the best thing we got

What?

Meanwhile...

Down The Hatch

Raise your glasses in a toast, comrades!

Huzzah! A toast to merryment!

J-WOWW is our GOD

Sad Betty

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow