What the Hell is Wrong with Me?

cause like

and

But

So

And

Tops! At least now I know.

Meanwhile, my mom

Oh, I'll sell you a vacuum lady

Hey now, are you folks interested in an all new, all powerful vacuum cleaner?

Yees. It’s like, why we’ve been standing here with these fucking vacuums.

Ha Ha Ha, touche lady. Did you know you could lift em up? Like this?


What about vampire hunks? Are you into that?


That, not so much.

I'm into vampire hunks. I wonder if the Bad Girls Club is on?

You are so Busted Hack!

Gretchen Jones.

A Hideous Brown Outfit designed by one Miss Jones.

Some small romantic comedy called Pretty Woman.

BUSTED!

Frankly, we credit you with more taste. Wait, no we don't.
YOU SUCK Gretchen!!!!!!
Three cheers for Mondo, hip hip hooray!hip hip hooray!hip hip hooray!

Tonight on PBS Roundtable

Bitch, please. You don't know me.

Sunshine Lollipops and Sammi Sweatheart

Who can turn the world on with her smile??

Who can take a nothing day,

And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

Well it’s you girl and you should know it. With each glance and every little movement you show it.

Love is all around, no need to waste it

You can have a town, why don't you take it

You're gonna make it after all

You're gonna make it after all

Da Da da da da, meow

Buzz the Tower

Pauly D Says Goodbye To Boobs Part 2: Electric Boobaloo

Lefty, I think I'm gonna miss you the most! I'll call you! I got both your boob's phone numbers and your nipple's e-mail. I'll leave messages! I'll call when I'm sure you're not gonna pick up and leave a message then so when you DO call me I can be like, why haven't you picked up? so then I can guilt you into closing-time guilt booty. Did I say that out loud? Aw well, the roofies will take care of that! K, one more hug?

Man, huggin' youse is rad, for some reason.

Queen of the Harpies

Mole girl wept as the final name was called. Though she didn't know it then, she was really winning more than anyone entering that house

Fun with the English: They Hate People Too

Ah Crickey

Hamlin in the pub he is, talking with ‘is bowler hat. Gets a right piss out of me he does. Chattin with the birds, like he’s a bloody Wayne Rooney.

Ahh , is he still back there?

What if I put me head down like this?

Bloody hell

DJ Pauly D Talks To Boobs

The Juice of Gods and Men

Change your name

Ever Notice That...

The women on Oxygen look like they were deprived of oxygen at birth?

Wolf girl no need oxygen

Wolf Girl just want butts to stop



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